Mundays IV: Welcome to the Terrordome.
- Dr. Nowser, M.D.O.G
The Dog Days of Fall are upon us, as this episode’s mascot, Dr. Barklus Y. Nowser, can affirm. This fourth iteration will go for the proverbial gusto, with more food, booze, activities, and charming conversation than ever before!
Monday, October 19th, get yourself to Gallagher’s roundabout 5:30 PM, for quite literally the best time you’ve had in your entire life. Mundays the Fourth will be more awesome than your college graduation, wedding, and birth of first child COMBINED!
Here’s some highlights:
1. Mundays makes its triumphant return to Gallagher’s at Temple & Broadway.
2. There will be pumpkin decorating, with all supplies provided; just bring your winning smile and able hand.
3. Monday Night Football will be on at least 8 televisions, and if you think Denver is gonna cover on the road, you may want to stay home and weep softly in your own living room. The Chargers are looking for a W.
4. Like it never even left, screen printing is back. Dr. Barklus Y. Nowser will be lending his likeness to your t-shirts, handbags, 63′ Impala hoods, tropical birds, outdated political lawn signs, and autographed headshots of Fox News anchorwomen.
5. Dr. Nowser, being a dog, imaginary, and lacking thumbs, has requested a smaller screen print for more I-gotta-carry-this-s***-in-my-mouth sized items. We’ve obliged, as he has a mean set of chompers, and will be printing coasters to protect the various wooden surfaces in your home. This will leave you blotto in peace, free of worry for your antique coffee table/ironing board/haberdashery station.
A special shout-out to Jesse Kersey, Chelsea Kent, and David Arias, without whom the dream that is Dr. Nowser would never have been realized. If you think getting a dog to wear a top hat and monocle is easy, nonetheless convincing him to quit boozing and pose for a picture, you’ve got another thing coming.
Until Monday.
Be good to one another.
—Mundays mgmt.
